2003 Koufax Awards. For the best lefty blogs. ... Who nabbed the top two spots in this week's Top Ten Conservative Idiots? ... Salon: "Several people confess that they've never done more with a computer than check their e-mail. Others admit they haven't even gotten that far. An impromptu contest develops to see exactly who knows the least. ... Our clueless bunch is now part of the technical-support staff for one of the world's top three computer manufacturers, and in seven days we're going to be taking your calls."