October 21, 2004

With Apologies To Bob Dylan. In the Dirt Dog tradition:

Once upon a time you played so fine
Won all the time, drew a check from Big Stein, didn't you?
Hub idiots call, say, "Let's play ball, you're bound to fall"
You thought those hairy guys were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
The Sox fans you thought were jealous louts
But now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be watching Boston play next week.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be shut down by Foulke
Your team's a national joke
Whiplash on an Ortiz poke
Historic pinstripe choke

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