May 27, 2008

G55: Mariners 4, Red Sox 3

Red Sox  - 000 003 000 - 3  7  1
Mariners - 201 000 001 - 4 8 1
Once again, the Red Sox rely on Timlin in a tie game in the ninth inning when Papelbon is presumably available. And once again, that decision ends in a quick loss.

Brad Mills was calling the shots, after Terry Francona was ejected (along with Lugo) in the fifth inning, shortly after Matsuzaka left with a possible hip injury. In the ninth, Balentien reached on an infield single that Cora could not field in the hole. Balentien moved to second on Cairo's bunt and took third on Reed's grounder to second. After Ichiro was walked intentionally, Lopez lined a game-winning single past Lowell at third down the left field line.

... Timlin -- never a good decision.

(Although, honestly, Old Yeller did alright, all things considered. If Cora makes the play in the hole, everything might have been fine and the game might have gone to the 10th.)

Dice allowed three early runs before Manny tied the game with his 499th career dong.

***

Daisuke Matsuzaka (2.40, 180 ERA+) / Miguel Batista (6.47, 61 ERA+)

Clay Buchholz could come off the disabled list on Wednesday, but he'll make at least one more start for Pawtucket -- Friday against Durham.

Jon Lester was named the AL Player of the Week. (His father has been diagnosed with lymphoma.) ... Julian Tavarez has signed with the Brewers.

857 comments:

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Rob said...

Adam Jones strikes out. 2 out bottom 10th. Up to Freddie Bynum... now he's been called back for... Jay Payton.

Joe Grav said...

401?!

Joe Grav said...

FUCK! YOU!

allan said...

i love drugs.

allan said...

haha joe!

Joe Grav said...

dude, man, you gotta move to canada man, we got the good shit up here, man

tim said...

Srsly bra, canada bra.

Rob said...

i would have documented heidi's misadventures with the camera men stepping on her.

That just sounds awesome. Reporters getting flustered.

dude, man, you gotta move to canada man, we got the good shit up here, man

Poutine.

Joe Grav said...

dood, me and sully ran into some frog from canada after the b's-habs game, and we was like, yo, fuck you EH? fuckin queeah

tim said...

Jamie Kennedy's poutine nonetheless.

Sarah Haendler said...

I feel like it is easy to get into an argument with, L, if you try.

Where L = anyone with strongly held, well supported beliefs, yes.

Joe Grav said...

Poutine is the balls.

Patrick said...

Joe should lose points for typing 401!?!

Grant Salzano said...

Addition by subtraction?

Joe Grav said...

YAY! Go away Lugo

allan said...

LUGO EJECTED????????

WTF

...

i mean YAY!

Sarah Haendler said...

WTF?

Amy said...

Huh? What did Lugo do?

Joe Grav said...

We need to make an official rule BEFORE subtracting points. Until we do, I should be allowed to post that.

Patrick said...

Lugo got ejected? Awwww, say it aint so!

andy said...

for a west coast game this is getting a good post count.

Joe Grav said...

Trade Lugo for that guy who got traded for 10 bats.

Rob said...

Wow. Lugo just got tossed. Hard to believe that. What happened!

allan said...

is lugo firing up the team girardi-style?


...

erp, tito tossed.

Joe Grav said...

Fuck. Tito out. THAT is not good.

Rob said...

Oi. There goes Tito.

nick said...

wtf?

Joe Grav said...

WTF?

Well, umm......

so much for faster game times

allan said...

shit, tito looks pissed for real.

Patrick said...

Ya Terry! Stand up for your children.

andy said...

Maybe the league will ban lugo for ruining baseball. I wish Lugo would work for me as toilet paper.

Joe Grav said...

The ump has that little dickhead dick cheney smirk on his face. fuck face.

Sarah Haendler said...

Boy would I like a transcript of that one. Did anyone even see wgat precipitated it?

Patrick said...

That's so weird. ....

Joe Grav said...

A check-swing. WTF

Rob said...

Trade Lugo for that guy who got traded for 10 bats.

Trade Lugo for 10 bats.


Say it again... Fans don't come to the ballpark to watch the umpires. Just like there is no reason why an umpire should be having their own strike zone.

Joe Grav said...

Maybe Heidi can get us the full description and reaction to what went on from field-level.

I mean, that is her job description right?

Patrick said...

What do we call Andy style journalism. I can't come up with his gonzo equivalent.

allan said...

after tito got tossed, if the entire sox team told the ump they were all going to have sex with the ump's mom after th agme, you think he'd toss the whole team out of the game?

Rob said...

Maybe Heidi can get us the full description and reaction to what went on from field-level.

I mean, that is her job description right?


She needs her own half-hour spot to explain this.

tim said...

Ladies and gentlemen, you've just witnessed why we have to say NO to instant replay in baseball.

Joe Grav said...

lookingafterno01 (11:39:22 PM): you just missed a classic 401
"Grant" (11:41:15 PM): what IS that lol
lookingafterno01 (11:41:26 PM): just read it and youll figure it out
"Grant" (11:44:09 PM): i have no idea what 401 is
"Grant" (11:44:09 PM): at all
"Grant" (11:44:10 PM): lol
lookingafterno01 (11:44:26 PM): figure it out
"Grant" (11:44:32 PM): joe
"Grant" (11:44:35 PM): lol
"Grant" (11:44:36 PM): i dont even have the slightest hint
lookingafterno01 (11:44:39 PM): well
lookingafterno01 (11:44:43 PM): notice how there are now 3 pages of comments
lookingafterno01 (11:44:45 PM): that is your hint
"Grant" (11:44:46 PM): i missed that part of the game where you typed 401
"Grant" (11:44:47 PM): lol
"Grant" (11:45:43 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhh
"Grant" (11:45:44 PM): i get it
"Grant" (11:45:47 PM): hahahahahaah

Amy said...

So what DID Lugo do? (Not that I will miss him. Bring back Lowrie.)

Wait, Jack will remind us how much better Lugo is. I saw that OTM post today also, and Allan's. I still won't miss him (for the rest of the game.)

Rob said...

Tito, to Hernandez: Calm down!

tim said...

Trade Lugo for that guy who got traded for 10 bats.

At least the guy who got traded for 10 lbs of catfish pitched a perfect game the next day.

andy said...

Hell yeah, umps ruin the game. Individual strike zones are fucking ridiculous. There should be a machine that calls strikes. would be easy i am sure.

nick said...

Tito didn't get really going until he got ejected. I also noted the damn smirk. Angel (the ump) has been involved in a few tension plays I've noticed.

Grant Salzano said...

Ladies and gentlemen, you've just witnessed why we have to say NO to instant replay in baseball.

JFM FTW!

tim said...

joe/grant: what are you smokin??? and can i have some???

Joe Grav said...

Tito, to Hernandez: Calm down!

HAHA

tim said...

Joe...Fire Morgan?

Grant Salzano said...

Tito, to Hernandez: Calm down!

Ooooo, maybe I'll become a JoS legend ! :-P

Joe Grav said...

Tito, to Hernandez: Calm down!

HAHA

Joe Grav said...

what is with my accidental-double-posting today

Joe Grav said...

strike two, grant. JFM?

allan said...

i guess lugo said that the batter swung on the check swing that was called a ball.

...

i liked remy's story of giving the double finger (and words) to some guys coming out of a whole foods.

allan said...

shit - couldn't lugo have gotten tossed BEFORE he hit into the first pitch GIDP?

Joe Grav said...

True story about Grant:

At a hockey game, he once said "Wow, this game seems to be going by a lot quicker than the Dartmouth game."

The aforementioned Dartmouth game was a playoff game that went to double overtime.

andy said...

Do you think that lugo keeps his spot because tito has a crush on him and got himself kicked so he could cuddle him in the clubhouse?

Grant Salzano said...

Joe...Fire Morgan?

....Fail.... haha

joe/grant: what are you smokin??? and can i have some???

That is not even CLOSE to the hilarity of half of our conversations :-D

Joe Grav said...

No

Joe Grav said...

ocoC :(

Rob said...

Hell yeah, umps ruin the game. Individual strike zones are fucking ridiculous. There should be a machine that calls strikes. would be easy i am sure.

Look at other sports. Like basketball. There is apparently a big difference between playing at home or away in the NBA, but it's all because the referees give the home team most of the calls. Unwritten thing. It just happens, apparently. I don't understand it.

There's just too much room for somebody to take something personal.


Batista starts his windup, then stops because he thought of a haiku...

Who is that girl there?
The pretty one with blonde hair?
Must be Heidi.

...That had to be it.

Joe Grav said...

"Now he looks like a Hall of Famer pitching against the Red Sox"

(Smashes head into wall)

Grant Salzano said...

True story about Grant:

In all seriousness... Can we relive these moments again? They are rather funny lol

Patrick said...

Tito and Lugo clandestine lovers?

ooOOoo scandalous.

Rob said...

Who is that girl there?
The pretty one with blonde hair?
Must be Heidi.


Must've been Heidi. Gotta get those damn syllables right.

Benjamin said...

Crap. 4-1-5 double play, but matsui scores on a Mora error.

Joe Grav said...

I love you guys + gals, but when the JoS conversation is far, far, far more entertaining than the game, nous avons une problemme

allan said...

Do you think that lugo keeps his spot because tito has a crush on him and got himself kicked so he could cuddle him in the clubhouse?

Who is Tito's biggest binky?

Lugo
Lopez
Timlin

Amy said...

It is almost midnight. I will be turning into a pumpkin soon, so can we please score some runs so I can go to sleep?

Rob said...

HAHAHAHA. E6.

Patrick said...

Batista starts his windup, then stops because he thought of a haiku...

OMFG that was so funny. You didn't even need the nicely written haiku.

Joe Grav said...

The girls go to sleep
Joy chatter turns to Heidi
She is attractive

Amy said...

OK, that's a start. I will take it.

Now how about a three run HR by Manny? Isn't he about due?

Grant Salzano said...

Heyyyy, alright now, let's do this!

Rob said...

I'm telling ya. There won't be a bagel next to BOS for much longer.

Amy said...

Not asleep yet, Joe. Watch it...I am paying attention!

Joe Grav said...

who said we were boring and predictable? :P

PAPI!

come on Manny

the haiku seems to be working

Amy said...

TOLD YOU!!

Grant Salzano said...

ALOLLLLLLLLL

Rob said...

499!!!!!

TIE GAME!!!!!

allan said...

batista ...
he may also throw a 2-hit shutout.
Tue May 27, 10:10:00 PM


i didn't fucking mean it!!!

WAIT

MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYY

TRAIN DONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe Grav said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh

Sarah Haendler said...

MManny!!!!

Rob said...

ish said...

I'm telling ya. There won't be a bagel next to BOS for much longer.

Tue May 27, 11:54:00 PM



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tim said...

FUCKIN DONGAHOOHA!~!!!!!!!

Patrick said...

499!!!!@#!$WEGHJDSFOERGH

Sarah Haendler said...

Now THAT's the sugar dong!

Grant Salzano said...

I LOVE EVERYBODY!

Amy said...

OK, now I can't go to sleep because I have to call the next scoring play.

Joe Grav said...

Manny hits the dong
Life is suddenly so good
Thank you betancourt

Amy said...

Hey, Ish, I called the Manny dong. You just called that we would score.

I win. Something.

Rob said...

I ate that bagel that was next to BOS on the scoreboard. Mmmmmm.

nixon33 said...

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
499!!!!

allan said...

Amy knows a dong when she sees one.

nick said...

blogger's eaten 3 of my comments so far. blarg!

tim said...

that dong came...heh right as i was posting a message (which failed via blogger), complaining about the lack of runs on the one night there isn't a softball kegger.

andy said...

was it a sweet sugar dong?

Amy said...

I saw that dong. Just visualized it. Hmmm.

Joe Grav said...

Ish ate the bagel
Yum! he said, it was tasty
He gets 601

tim said...

501!

Rob said...

Hey, Ish, I called the Manny dong. You just called that we would score.

I win. Something.


Yeah. I had no idea Manny was going to let the dongs outside. You definitely did call it. The way the inning was shaping up, I knew someone was gonna score.

Manny looks at the camera in the dugout, puts up one finger and mouths, "One more" with a mouth full of chew.

Patrick said...

We're tied just in time for noon o clock

Grant Salzano said...

Is this how it's done?
I have to wait for a sec...
Ok! 501?!

nick said...

My prescient non-post about dice-k's no decision rings true!

tim said...

bah!

Joe Grav said...

" Is this how it's done?
I have to wait for a sec...
Ok! 501?!"

Grant, you fail!

Rob said...

Amy knows a dong when she sees one.

LMAO!!! Brilliant.

Joe Grav said...

earmuffs

nick said...

My prescient non-post about dice-k's no decision rings true!

Rob said...

Noon in Bangkok...

Joe Grav said...

I feel so giddy right now

nick said...

double-post. apparently I'm not the only one w/ the commenting problems.

bagels and che in the same game.

it is my game.

Joe Grav said...

fuck leadoff walks

Rob said...

MORA SCORES ON AN AUBREY HUFF TRIPLE.

Tied at 9, winning run at third!

Grant Salzano said...

Grant, you fail!

http://i32.tinypic.com/24dk9ck.jpg

This also applies to the current state of the Yankees in their game.

Patrick said...

When Amy leaves I'll roll out the keg and unveil the Amalie shrine I've been working on...

Sarah Haendler said...

tie game temptation
but five hours left to sleep
win must happen soon

nixon33 said...

YEAH O's TIE IT UP!!!!

nick said...

O's tie it up, bottom 11!

Rob said...

AUBREY HUFF TRIPLE.

And by triple, I mean a double and an advance to third on an intangible off-line throw to the plate.

Joe Grav said...

HAHA Yankee fail

Joe Grav said...

Grant, post the "Classic Fail" picture

Joe Grav said...

Ahh fuc..........

MANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Grant Salzano said...

MANNEHHHHH!!!!!

Rob said...

MANNY WITH THE GUNS!!!

nick said...

nice spin by MBM.

allan said...

MANNY!!!!!!!!!!!

calm as fuck - turn and fire -- OUT

Amy said...

Manny is the man. The BAD man!

tim said...

MANNY!!!!!

Grant Salzano said...

Grant, post the "Classic Fail" picture

I just did lol

Joe Grav said...

I fucking love Manny.

Rob said...

Alex Cintron up with the bases loaded now.

Grant Salzano said...

Yankees load the bases with two strait ibbies...

Rob said...

YANKEES LOSE!!!

Grant Salzano said...

Yankees lose!

THEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE YANKEES LOSE!

tim said...

Millions of Dead Cops?

nick said...

2 IBB for Hawkins. O's w/ bases loaded, 1 out. single.

LPY!!!

tim said...

woooo yankees lose - fuckerS!

andy said...

Is manuel back? I would say yes. I am tired. I am gonna go cuddle my blow up Jacoby doll.

Rob said...

Alex Cintron hit one to the warning track. Nobody bothered to catch it because the runner would have scored from third anyway.

Cintron > Hawkins and the Yankees.


...and right on cue, there's that blonde Batista keeps thinking about!

Sarah Haendler said...

Gotta love a bad man with a sugar dong.

Joe Grav said...

Heidi now appears
I don't care about Farrel
Please show her again

SoSock said...

Wow.536 for a Tue> night game. You folks are nuts.
I've hardly had to look at GDGD, just getting the gameline from comments, and lmao at the threadline tonight!

Benjamin said...

MFYs lose 10-9.

allan said...

it's time for mdc to bring the noise.

yay birds -- chokers stay locked in the cellar.

andy said...

Line of the day

Gotta love a bad man with a sugar dong.

Rob said...

I'll guarantee you the blame of the Yankees loss will be placed on... the rain.

Joe Grav said...

OUT

Sarah Haendler said...

it's time for mdc to bring the noise.

And also the funk.

Patrick said...

Whoa Sarah, Andy approves. Check yourself!

Grant Salzano said...

Huge out.

Grant Salzano said...

Mighty Casey!

Joe Grav said...

CASEY!

andy said...

You mean there were no bugs all over the field that were planted by the home team or perhaps the red sox?

Rob said...

That tied with "Amy knows a dong when she sees one."

allan said...

Casey - sky king!!!!

Sarah Haendler said...

that line was just for you, Andy.

Rob said...

You mean there were no bugs all over the field that were planted by the home team or perhaps the red sox?

No, you see, the Red Sox flew a plane to Baltimore, and released rain seeds like the Army does from time to time. And then of course, the umpires are being paid on the side by the Red Sox. Can't forget that.

SoSock said...

Nice of the Egyptian to keep MDC's count down.

allan said...

just realized -- game threads are one year old!!! can't remember the first real one, but it was late may 2007.

these have become exactly what i was hoping they would be, so thanks!

Sarah Haendler said...

And then of course, the umpires are being paid on the side by the Red Sox. Can't forget that.

Yes, but they got a little carried away in Seattle, they were only supposed to relieve us of Lugo, not our skipper as well.

Patrick said...

MDC didn't let in the inherited. Pretty cool.

Rob said...

Thats at least what I predict Hank's comments will be tomorrow. That and "Get me a gyro!"

andy said...

Who had surgery who is on the Yankees?

whomever it was the doctor used redsox logo sutures to sew him up.

Grant Salzano said...

Lost in all this mayhem... Dice-K is off the hook. :)

tim said...

just realized -- game threads are one year old!!! can't remember the first real one, but it was late may 2007.

yeah man, i started coming here around beginning of may 07 and i know they took off for the summer...good stuff, lets keep it goin!

Rob said...

I love that green square of lighter green grass in right field.

allan said...

I'll guarantee you the blame of the Yankees loss will be placed on... the rain.

they're cursed, i tells ya!!!

Sarah Haendler said...

"Get me a gyro!"

The best ones in town are at 6th and 56th, the halal guys on the corner. Just saying. Best lamb gyro ever.

andy said...

holy shit balls Sox Man we are almost at 601. have we ever broken 1000?

tim said...

oh shit - before i forget Allan, i won't be able to make it to the BBQ on June 7. due to that car accident i had last summer my insurance has gone through the fucking roof. so i'm basically working weekends (since im in school) to be able to afford it, so i'm gonna be at work all day that day.

let me know if you can pass the sad word onto laura, otherwise i'll shoot her an email.

Rob said...

BOS - 3 5 1
SEA - 3 5 1

Joe Grav said...

f*** hazel mae.

and no, that sentence does not start with "i'd."

tim said...

holy shit balls Sox Man we are almost at 601. have we ever broken 1000?

playoffs

Rob said...

LAMB gyro. Wow.

andy said...

There is a good gyro place down by the Padres stadium. open real late too. awesome after a club.

Amy said...

Happy Birthday to the Game Threads. Even though I didn't find them til August, it made the 2007 season for me and so far this one as well. So thanks, Allan!

OK, I have to turn in. Keep the bats going. I will be dreaming of dongs. :)

Joe Grav said...

If I come to Toronto in August for the Red Sox/Revolution joint trip to Tor. would it be possible to visit the place where the magic happens?

Grant Salzano said...

Also... The Ball Club Formerly Known As The Devil Rays lost today, we could leapfrog into first. Woot. I guess. lol

tim said...

lol ish, i was gonna make a comment on that grass (after the last play) as well.

Alexandro's in Toronto on Queens Quay makes an amazing pork or chicken gyro.

SoSock said...

Threads are only a year old?
I had no idea. Must have been almost newborn when I found them then. I just assumed you had been doing this for a long time. It sure seemed well run!
And I had to e-mail to figure out how to join in the fun!

Patrick said...

I will be dreaming of dongs. :)

LOL

andy said...

its hard to get to 600 nowadays with personal fouls called on guys for tarring their new bat.

allan said...

shit, tim, that sucks! boo....

1,000 - yup. amy won a book!

... if anyone else is in the toronto area, we're having our annual wmtc party june 7.

Rob said...

ALCS Game 7... 1,356 comments.

Zenslinger said...

I've had fun tonight.

If no one else noticed, Manny's HR happened just as the final play of the Lakers-Spurs game. Also, two dogs in the The Bar started squabbling just at that moment. So I missed Manny's HR, just so him running the bases.

The OF assist was sweet.

And the thread is lively -- especially for a West Coast game.

tim said...

yeh i was looking forward to it - i dunno, i'll try to cut out early and swing by...things are looking shitty now though.

nick said...

g'night to amy.

does this mean we are about to embark on a heidi-obsessed excursion?

andy said...

thats right i remember that night. I was so drunk from jack and cokes. i had one each inning.

allan said...

If I come to Toronto in August for the Red Sox/Revolution joint trip to Tor. would it be possible to visit the place where the magic happens?

Yes.

andy said...

i drank them in paper cups where i wrote the high lights from each inning on them. I still have them stacked up somewhere. one stack for each playoff game starting at the ALCS thru the WS.

Joe Grav said...


does this mean we are about to embark on a heidi-obsessed excursion?


Probably not, since the game is competitive. I'd just expect the HMPM to increase from ~0.2 to 2.5

Rob said...

By the way... even though Blogger didn't cut to another page at every 200 comments... here's how the 01's look last year's ALCS Game 7:

201: s1c
401: Colin
601: L-Girl
801: Amy
1001: Andy
1201: s1c

Sarah Haendler said...

does this mean we are about to embark on a heidi-obsessed excursion?

Hey now...

allan said...

ALCS 7 -- took off moderation as the final out approached. we were getting 10 comments every time we refreshed!

tim, you can come on a non-party day too.

Joe Grav said...

im not losing to ish this time mother EFFER. 601?

andy said...

i broke the speedometer. awesome. and i dis not remember that when i asked if we ever made it to 1000. how ironic.

Joe Grav said...

601?

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