Actually, the only hope for the Yankees is if the Rays, Red Sox, Blue Jays and Orioles all go down in separate plane crashes. ...
But wait -- if that happened, the Yanks would still have to beat those teams' AAA affiliates, who would be called up to finish the season.
Never mind. There is no hope.
Get your pooper scoopers ready if you want one last piece of Yankee Stadium history.