May 4, 2009

G26: Red Sox 6, Yankees 4

Red Sox - 111 100 200 - 6 11  0
Yankees - 000 030 010 - 4 9 2
The Red Sox constructed a picket fence against Hughes (4-7-4-4-2, 94) and Jason Bay added a two-run dong off the left field foul pole against Alfredo Aceves (4.1-4-2-2-7, 70) in the seventh. Jonathan Papelbon recorded five outs for the save. (The game was delayed more than two hours and did not start until 9:23.)

Hughes walked Dustin Pedroia in the first and David Ortiz hit the first of two doubles to right field; Pedroia scored on a passed ball. Mike Lowell led off the second with a first-pitch homer to left, his sixth of the year. In the third, Lowell's single brought home J.D. Drew. In the fourth, Ortiz's second double scored Jacoby Ellsbury, who had hit a ground rule double to left.

Lester (7-6-3-2-10, 111) cruised through four innings, having struck out the side for the first time in his career in the first. He fanned two in the second and one each in the third and fourth. His 10 Ks matched a career high. In the fifth, he allowed back-to-back home runs -- on consecutive pitches -- to Johnny Damon and Mark Teixeira. That cut Boston's lead to 4-3. Teixeira homered against off Ramon Ramirez, ending Ram's scoreless streak at 14.1 innings.

The Yankees loaded the bases in the bottom of the ninth against Bot, but -- what do you know? -- Robbie Cano struck out to end the game.

The Blue Jays lost to Cleveland 9-7 in 12, so Boston is only 1 GB. The Yankees stayed 3.5 GB.

***

Jon Lester (5.40, 94 ERA+) / Philip Hughes (0.00)

Eight days ago, Boston finished a three-game sweep of New York, beating them at Fenway Park by scores of 5-4 (in 11 innings), 16-11 and 4-1.

The Red Sox visit Yankee Stadium III for the first time tonight and begin a two-game set. And the Yankees are praying:

(Rain is in the forecast, however.)

A few Sox talked about seeing the new stadium:

David Ortiz:
I can't wait to get there. ... [I]t seems like it's going to be another hitting park, from what I see. I'm not mad about that.
Dustin Pedroia:
I heard it's like a resort.
Julio Lugo:
I didn't like the old one very much. I didn't see the ball there very well.
That joke just writes itself, doesn't it?

Lester makes his sixth start of the year. For Hughes, it's his second start. Last Tuesday, he went 6-2-0-2-6 against the Tigers. It's also his second appearance against the Red Sox. In the first one (April 13, 2008), he was pounded for six hits and seven runs in two innings.

Reliever Damaso Marte, who had not pitched since the Boston series, was put on the 15-day disabled list with tendinitis and weakness in his pitching arm. Anthony Claggett -- who made his major league debut by allowing eight runs in 1.2 innings -- is up from Scranton/Wilkes-Barre (AAA). ... The Yankees have signed Casey Fossum to a minor league contract.

622 comments:

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Benjamin said...

fuck

Unknown said...

Squander

allan said...

Kay just has a huge orgasm.


fuck

A Conformer said...

OK, that was not a dong...

allan said...

jays lost - sox still up by 1

let's win and cut that East lead back to 1 game

allan said...

bailey at 1B

Jere said...

great, Youk's out, Bailey's in

Amy said...

Fraid I am going to be fading soon. Almost like a west coast game. Stupid rain delays.

Jere said...

14th inning stretch, still tied in Fla

allan said...

dumbo fouls off the 0-4 pitch

Jere said...

that ab was a fucking joke. At one point he was starting to walk back to the dugout

Amy said...

Do NOT let them tie the game.

Benjamin said...

RUNS

nick said...

Hi all. Got home from the Annual Town Meeting and a post-meeting discussion. figured the game would be well over (no phone reception in the auditorium). Thought I was gonna check the wrap-up and hit a book...no, I have to lose more sleep. but that's ok.

Jere said...

jesus Don, don't get fooled like a 10 year old fan with a bad angle. It wasn't even deep.

Benjamin said...

The Public Toilet has lots of oooooohing morons too. I hate those folks.

allan said...

heh - kay thought that might be a dong

Rob said...

So um... I don't think I'm going to make it through to the end of the game. Eyes are getting heavy.

Rick (f/k/a westcoastsox) said...

It is high. It is deep. It is pffffft.

Benjamin said...

The Public Toilet has lots of oooooohing morons too. I hate those folks.

heh - kay thought that might be a dong

Rick (f/k/a westcoastsox) said...

Heh, this is totally a west coast game!

Rob said...

Youk: Tight lower left back.

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allan said...

kay: "on the viagra scoreboard, it's 4-3 red sox"

(shaking head)

Jere said...

nothing's worse than the Stadium playing the PC Richards whistling jingle on every strikeout.

Benjamin said...

HOMRE!

Jere said...

FUCKING FUCK YEAH!!!!

allan said...

kay: "drilled deep to left .. that could be damaging..."

Jere said...

Thunderdome!!!!!

SoSock said...

Bay - Beeee!

nick said...

whoo-fa! doung!

Unknown said...

DOUNG!

Rob said...

THUNDER BAY!!!!

Jere said...

I think some empty seats may be headed for the exits.

Rob said...

Eck: That's a Fenway stroke.

Whatever it is, it's a Homre!

Amy said...

YES!! Now we have a three run lead and I can go to sleep with some peace of mind (though I never take anything for granted).

Good night to you all.

Jere said...

oooooh me loves when Jose goes for those popups

allan said...

molina = outdumboing dumbo

SoSock said...

Posada - USELESS!

allan said...

gdgd says lowell fouled out
molina says he did not

nick said...

"I guess you need to know this ballpark I guess."

so, I'm just joining...who's the the guy babbling?

SoSock said...

Night, Amy.

Rick (f/k/a westcoastsox) said...

Night Amy!

nick said...

g'night amy.

Jere said...

Eck and Dave Roberts in booth

Anonymous said...

I may be mistaken but isn't there a 1 AM curfew on regular season games?

allan said...

BAY: YANKEE KILLRE

nick said...

alright. I like both of those guys, but this is feeling a little mind-numbing for me at the moment.

wow! those are some empty seats!

Rob said...

Eck stumbled some through the CVS promo...

Don: "Good job, Eck."

Eck: "Eh, I stumbled a bit. I mean, it's 12 O'clock at night! I can barely talk!"

Unknown said...

Lester still in? Wow

Unknown said...

Sit

KKKKKKKKKK

Jere said...

AL rules always used to be "no inning can start after 1 AM." (which could be waived if it was the visitors' last trip to that city) But I think they don't have that any more.

allan said...

That's a SS, CI!!!!

allan said...

111 thru 7 for sid.

Unknown said...

OTT

Ram-Ram warming for the 8th

allan said...

just about to say no ram tonight, he's gone three days in a row. tito says 4?

allan said...

i think it would be 4....

Jere said...

Yeah, Ram Squared pitched May 1,2,3...

allan said...

jeemer up too

Jere said...

Heidi's in the hole! Where the jersey was buried....

Rob said...

Heidi's in the hole!

Red Sox jersey hole.

allan said...

i have a sheet/chart with pitchers and pc/day, but it's in the basement

Rob said...

Pitch out and a throw to CF and LBJ to third!

Jere said...

Jacoby on a Slip n Slide

Unknown said...

Wheels!

SoSock said...

Wheels!

allan said...

not that close fy

Rob said...

That ball was called up and in. Molina moved his glove up before the ball was out of the hand.

Rob said...

This is true too. It wasn't THAT close.

allan said...

aceves's facial expression says "i'm happy with how my lobotomy turned out"

SoSock said...

BULLSHIT CALL

Jere said...

NESN should do some nice slow sweeping shots of empty seats.

Rob said...

Aceves looks like Sidney Ponson's younger brother.

allan said...

dong it, flo. now.

Jere said...

Dave: "you can't call that pitch on the MVP can ya?"

nick said...

double bullshit.

Rob said...

Walking a guy with 0 homers to get to a guy with 1 homer.

nick said...

double bullshit.

allan said...

it's time for action, gumball.

Jere said...

It's too bad the ump was fucking with the MVP because all we needed was a fly ball.

nick said...

double double bullshit apparently.

allan said...

kay laughing at gumball's avg.

shut him up.

nick said...

cool. actual people in the park to scramble for that foul ball.

Rob said...

Ortiz was going and Bailey had to foul it off.

Dave: "Papi had a good jump there. He looked like Jacoby didn't he?"

Jere said...

4 for 10 vs the Yanks for Bailey, not too bad Backwards Kay

nick said...

god, I want some pizza.

allan said...

nick, that's funny.

i had a big fucking pizza delivered from our local place: thin crust, VERY well done, with garlic, bacon and goat cheese. with a now-empty bottle of red wine. nice.

Unknown said...

FUCKER

allan said...

no fans below the press box, it's not raining, that's just michael kay's splooge.

Jere said...

sneaky cheese: eck

nick said...

damn that sounds good. I'd even take crappy pizza right now.

Jere said...

you're out Swish, because you're not good

allan said...

there goes rammy's 0.00 ERA

nick said...

shoulda been a strike via FY's zone.

Jere said...

Timlin coming in for the Yanks

allan said...

BOT for 5.

Unknown said...

Bot!

allan said...

ASSASSIN!

A Conformer said...

ESPN guys don't know which month it is...

Jere said...

The "jokes" that made the commercial for NESN's "comedy" show:

"exciting!"

"don't cheer till you hear the joke"

"really? yes really uh huh."

"Tom Brady's got a baby mamaaaa"

"and click"

Rob said...

Grandpa Posada leaves with a sore hammy - replaced by Grandpa Matsui.

Jere said...

Shemp double penetration mag play.

allan said...

yes showing rally cap dushbags

nick said...

yeah, jere, those had me rolling (my eyes).

the one that's been stuck in my head:

Kenny G walks into an elevator and says, "Man, this place is really happening!"

Jere said...

missed glove, hit zone

Unknown said...

Sit

Jere said...

back to your computer, Shempy

allan said...

eppp eppp eppp eppp (/shemp)

nick said...

after the rain delay, what time did this game kick off?

Jere said...

9:24ish

Jere said...

ticked off the glove. dammit

nick said...

fuck. so close.

allan said...

first pitch 9:23

Jere said...

I feel like DP should've caught but not really getting a good replay. An artsy one, yes. One that showed me what happened, no.

nick said...

so, actually a speedy game by bos/ny standards. Why was girardi ejected?

Benjamin said...

RUNS

Rob said...

Jam shot.

Jere said...

I was looking for a popup. Thanks Lena.

Unknown said...

Jam escaped

Benjamin said...

so, actually a speedy game by bos/ny standards. Why was girardi ejected?

Jeter was whining about balls and strikes and nearly hugging Meals while doing so. Girardi squeezed in between the two and got tossed immediately.

Jere said...

"Why was girardi ejected?"

I think he was selling crystal meth or something--it was a while ago.

Rob said...

Jeter was whining about balls and strikes and nearly hugging Meals while doing so. Girardi squeezed in between the two and got tossed immediately. • A Yankee romance novel!

Jere said...

"you owe me two Mendy's MEALS, JERRY."

Benjamin said...

Allan, check out what you left behind down here.

Benjamin said...

Aceves is still pitching?

A Conformer said...

Molina looking Abreu-like running to the wall there.

nick said...

thanks.

Rob said...

Chocolate Rain!

Benjamin said...

Aceves looks a bit like a Mexican Youkilis.

allan said...

kay: drew walks and speaking of drew, here's the play of the game.

(shows bay's dong)

kay: drew was on base for bay's home run, and he's on first base now.

(idiot)

Jere said...

and he gets a nice hand from like 6 people

Benjamin said...

Edwar with the 2.100 WHIP this season.

Benjamin said...

After watching Ramirez throw four straight balls, Tek swings on the first pitch.

allan said...

bernie williams concert special after the game on YES!!!

***

benjamin - do you have that choco rain jpg with the actual choco rain guy? i want to add it to the glossary.

allan said...

kay praising "hardy fans still at the ball park"

THEY ARE RED SOX FANS, you big-chinned asshole!

allan said...

dear joe: coke ain't it.

Benjamin said...

Any particular photo?

http://www.morningshowcentral.com/joomla/images/tay.jpg

http://www.vimby.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/tay.jpg

allan said...

we need a dreamboat mega-dong!

Jere said...

Benjamin Coke in.

nick said...

I've got the desire for a dreamboat mega-triple.

Benjamin said...

Guess you mean this one.

allan said...

i thought you posted one at sosh that had them side by side.

Benjamin said...

Squander.

nick said...

sucky, but whatever. let's get it done quick and go to bed!

Jere said...

they start with a Yankee hit

SoSock said...

Nice play but......

Benjamin said...

Shit, paps.

A Conformer said...

Come on, Paps, bear down. Snuff em.

Unknown said...

Erm, Bot, get the outs.

Jere said...

if you're gonna hit Jeter, do some damage.

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nick said...

fuck. not this kind of quick. c'mon c'mon.

Jere said...

Kay musta squirted a little on that one.

allan said...

that's the pic, thanks!

nick said...

kay squirted his little one?

T's good for a DP.

Jere said...

how about a tailor made?

Benjamin said...

i thought you posted one at sosh that had them side by side.

Not me, but scroll up one post.

SoSock said...

BULLSHIT CALL

SoSock said...

Should be 0 - 2

Benjamin said...

Possibly this fellow.

Jere said...

has Kay said that Tex is "on the interstate" tonight?

nick said...

strike two. no wait. bullshit call.

Jere said...

yeah that first one seemed right over

Benjamin said...

Brutal strikezone all night.

allan said...

anyone else up or is this bot or bust?

Jere said...

where the fuck's the speed gun? FIX it ad every other stupid broken thing

Benjamin said...

SIT

Jere said...

Tex becomes a false Yankee

allan said...

K'd the TUSH

Unknown said...

SIT

nick said...

K oh K oh K.

A Conformer said...

K! One more and we can go to sleep

Benjamin said...

Eck: that is hot.

Roberts: hot.

Eck: that is hot.

Jere said...

three of the five fans sad, two happy. In that shot.

nick said...

Those seats in the front do look pretty comfortable. nicely padded.

SoSock said...

The Tush Era is earning his stripes all right.
Looks just like the rest of the tem this year.

Jere said...

swish thinks he's hot shit

allan said...

kay calling this toilet "the new house"

Benjamin said...

Please.

SoSock said...

I HATE that shit

Benjamin said...

Crowd got truped.

A Conformer said...

Wow, MFY fans get trooped real easy.

Rick (f/k/a westcoastsox) said...

C'mon bot...

allan said...

millared it - kay truped

Jere said...

swish must be a Shef cuz he keeps feedin me soup

A Conformer said...

If I was Gardner I would try to steal home.

Jere said...

Kay pressed play early on his pre-recorded Emmy call?

Benjamin said...

Roberts really needs to remove Tek's cock from his mouth right now. He has a beautiful voice.

allan said...

smoke this moron

allan said...

down the pipe - he cant hit it

Benjamin said...

Meh.

Benjamin said...

28 pitches.

A Conformer said...

End this fucking game, Paps.

allan said...

whatta know? robbie cano --

will make the 3rd out

Unknown said...

Alright...this is getting tedious Pap.

Jere said...

Eck calls for the high hair!

allan said...

no fucking ladder tek -- asshole, only YOU swing at that shit

Benjamin said...

Please.

SoSock said...

Overthrowing

Benjamin said...

Please.

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