January 10, 2012

Matsuzaka Also Tone Up Even Elbows!

The wonder of Google translation!

(P.S. Nice hair!!)


Matsuzaka is apparently well ahead of schedule. Daigo Fujiwara of Nikkan Sports reports Dice-BB will pitch a bullpen session by the end of January.

6 comments:

Your said...

That gibberish was not worth the reprint.

laura k said...

That gibberish was not worth the reprint.

Then I guess you shouldn't reprint it on your own blog.

johngoldfine said...

The point for me is this: is that gibberish an objective correlative for what we can expect of Dice in the future? I assume it is--assume thaty the gibberish and Dice are both a bunch of parts that sort of seem likely but never really do quite come together in a consistent and coherent way. You can laugh or you can cry, but you're not going to cheer.

allan said...

That gibberish was not worth the reprint.

And that comment was not worth the time or effort it took to type it.

I believe that "high spin hypothenar of stringy" has far more potential that a stupid gyroball.

Jere said...

Words to live by: always, always, always "play catch full of hell." If you want to be a shooting sensation, that is.

Zenslinger said...

It's called Fun With Translation Engine. Get with it.